Turns out staying at the Black Door until closing then eating $1 pizza then getting turned down by Jacob Womack’s airport shuttle then barely making your own flight after splitting a cab with Echo and getting stuck next to a 320lb. developer from Evernote means your plan to get so drunk you sleep the whole flight back won’t actually work and you’ll be stuck waiting for your connecting flight in SFO with a hangover, 20% phone battery life and a cut on your finger from fighting Scott Neiman in the street over a bottle of water.