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May 28, 2012
@ 5:50 am
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Rap Lines I Come Up With In My Car - #5

Probably my favorite verse I’ve come up with yet…

I’mma stop you right there & beat you to every single punch,

Yeah I’m a big motherfucker, I had a lot for lunch

But I’mma go out on a limb & this is just a hunch

If you made what I made, you’d be meetin’ me for brunch.

But you ain’t stackin’ cheddar, you ain’t got no lettuce,

You never had dough so you ain’t makin’ bread, kid.

Meanwhile I stay on that breakfast,

You’re eatin’ milk bones for dinner.

Musta put a curse on your raps, cuz that shit keeps gettin’ Thinner….

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