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May 2, 2012
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Danny Helps Me Write Jokes

Danny: what's the largest river in the world?

Danny: the one my teenage daughter cried when I took away the car

Danny: whats the second largest river in the world?

Danny: the one my wife makes when i pound her

Danny: what's the third largest river in the world?

Danny: the mix of fluids that is made when I pound both of them at the same time

Danny: what's the fourth largest river in the world?

Danny: the one i drowned myself in to escape the federal marshals

Danny: zing

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