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Jan 31, 2012
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Rap Lines I Come Up With In My Car - #2

I can’t tell which is bigger, your ego or your belly,

‘Bout to burp up a Band-Aid, like you the motherfucker that ate Nelly.

Starin’ at me, like all you see is a chicken wing or some meatloaf,

But I got you eatin’ a WHOLE bunch of crow, call it ‘Murder’, She Wrote.

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