February 2012
21 posts
"...Every time a "Place Order" button rings, a... →
If you had any questions about wage slavery in America, this Mother Jones article should pretty much set you straight.
This is the Grapes of Wrath / The Jungle of our generation, except nobody gives a shit. Yet.
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WatchEarly Minaj shit.
Valentine's Day
Me: I'm glad we're building a life together.
Kelsi: I'm building a baby in our closet.
Me: ....Out of what?
Kelsi: Dough.
Me: It's going to spoil.
Kelsi: Not if we make it get a job.
Shows!
I’ve got a bunch of shows coming up in the next month, including the debut of my new weekly indie improv show on Friday nights.
Click here to collect ‘em all!
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Steve SzBLOGa: So here's why I do this stuff. →
I do charity work sometimes, but Steve is way better than me. He’s better than all of us, even if he uses the word ‘selfless’ when he means ‘selfish’. He’s too busy saving the world to care.
If you ever find me running 25 miles in the rain, you can be damn sure it’s so I can have a slow motion breakup scene with a hamburger. And nothing else.
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“By Tuesday evening, young ladies from every stretch of the county glide into...”
– If you haven’t had the chance to check out my long read piece on the unsolved murder of beauty pageant winner Darlene Moffitt, you can do so now over at Minutiæ. It’s insightful, intrepid, insidious, inspiring. And absolutely insane.
Minutiæ + News: Issue #6 "Fairness" Available Now →
The current issue of Minutiæ is now available for general consumption. Topics include:
Murder
Ashley Judd signing asses
Djembe solos
The full .PDF is available for download now and includes work by Joe Saunders, Danny Cohen, Mike Matzke and more. I’m really proud of the work here, and I hope it makes you proud to know me. That’s how big my ego is after putting out such perfection...
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