June 2012
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May 2012
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Rap Lines I Come Up With In My Car - #5
Probably my favorite verse I’ve come up with yet…
I’mma stop you right there & beat you to every single punch,
Yeah I’m a big motherfucker, I had a lot for lunch
But I’mma go out on a limb & this is just a hunch
If you made what I made, you’d be meetin’ me for brunch.
But you ain’t stackin’ cheddar, you ain’t got no...
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Liquid Tuesday: American Craft Beer Week! →
I WRITE ABOUT BEER! LET’S BE FRIENDS!
socalfood:
People with a predilection for the vino or bubbly, avert your eyes. Better yet, pull down the shades and stay inside for the next few days, because for the rest of us, it’s American Craft Beer Week! That’s right, a weeklong raising of glasses nationwide to celebrate those small-batch geniuses who keep us on our barstools.
You likely won’t...
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Rap Lines I Come Up With In My Car - #4
My shit stays classic, like it’s Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out,
Got you runnin’ so scared you’re about to toss your lunch out,
Cuz I’ll box your whole family, like Mr. Brady in the Bunch house.
Minutiæ #7 - Reconciliation
Early bird catches the leavin’s, so plan ahead to get out to Old Stone Alley for the third annual Dogbone Cook-Off. Top local cheffs will be rumblin’ for first in three categories: presentation, sucklin’ taste, and type of dog. Winner gets 20 free minutes at the Fleischmann’s Meat Counter to ogle the steaks. (Old Stone Alley, May 22nd)
This old 1934 event listing and many more can be found...
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Liquid Tuesday: The Return of the Mac →
It’s week two of the new KCET alcohol event listings I do. Check ‘em out!
socalfood:
Grab your coats and hail a cab: Tom Bergin’s is back! Starting last night, the popular Carthay Circle-adjacent Irish bar on Fairfax is up and running again. After a prolonged construction period that forced them to miss their first St. Patrick’s Day in decades, the whiskey and Guinness is once...
Minutiæ + News: Issue #7 "Reconciliation"... →
Get at it.
enjoyminutiae:
Minutiæ #7 Reconciliation is available to download right now.
Not only does this month featuring the important and world-shattering news coverage you have come to expect from Minutiæ, but there is an eight page section celebrating the Minutiæ Sesquicentennial! Articles, …
WatchIn looking forward to today’s release of Minutiæ #7, it’s also important that we take a look back at 150 years of startling Minutiæ history, with this video from Bryce Dallas Hardridge, heir to the Minutiæ empire.
Our latest quarterly issue tackles Reconciliation, in all its forms:
Coming to terms with your sexuality, or lack thereof
Is Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle telling the...
GUYS WE MIGHT HAVE TO SHOOT MIRRORS INTO THE... →
“There is twice as much CO2 locked beneath the tundra as there is in the earth’s atmosphere. Melting would release enormous stores of methane, a greenhouse gas nearly thirty times more potent than carbon dioxide. If that happens, as the hydrologist Jane C. S. Long told me when we met recently in her office at the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, “it’s game over.”
Read more at the New...
Danny Helps Me Write Jokes
Danny: what's the largest river in the world?
Danny: the one my teenage daughter cried when I took away the car
Danny: whats the second largest river in the world?
Danny: the one my wife makes when i pound her
Danny: what's the third largest river in the world?
Danny: the mix of fluids that is made when I pound both of them at the same time
Danny: what's the fourth largest river in the world?
Danny: the one i drowned myself in to escape the federal marshals
Danny: zing
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KCET FOOD: Liquid Tuesday: Beer, There &... →
As if I didn’t talk your ear off enough, I just started a weekly column for KCET, and it’s all about beer. Let’s see: tacos, burgers, beer, comedy. I’m not trying to steal your boyfriend, I swear.
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This week, try thinking beyond the margarita to one of several great beer events around town. From the Eastside to Santa Monica and all the way down to Orange...
April 2012
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Childish Gambino Interview
Two years ago I did an interview with Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino for LAist.com, right before his album Culdesac dropped. Since it’s been a few years and Gambino is fresh off a couple of Coachella weekends, I figured I’d repost it here, along with the original link.
I can’t believe I asked him “if he had plans to do any live shows.”
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“All writers are vain, selfish, and lazy, and at the very bottom of their motives...”
– George Orwell on “Why I Write”.