February 2012
6 posts
“By Tuesday evening, young ladies from every stretch of the county glide into...”
– If you haven’t had the chance to check out my long read piece on the unsolved murder of beauty pageant winner Darlene Moffitt, you can do so now over at Minutiæ. It’s insightful, intrepid, insidious, inspiring. And absolutely insane.
Minutiæ + News: Issue #6 "Fairness" Available Now →
The current issue of Minutiæ is now available for general consumption. Topics include:
Murder
Ashley Judd signing asses
Djembe solos
The full .PDF is available for download now and includes work by Joe Saunders, Danny Cohen, Mike Matzke and more. I’m really proud of the work here, and I hope it makes you proud to know me. That’s how big my ego is after putting out such perfection...
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January 2012
28 posts
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Rap Lines I Come Up With In My Car - #2
I can’t tell which is bigger, your ego or your belly,
‘Bout to burp up a Band-Aid, like you the motherfucker that ate Nelly.
Starin’ at me, like all you see is a chicken wing or some meatloaf,
But I got you eatin’ a WHOLE bunch of crow, call it ‘Murder’, She Wrote.
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Rap Lines I Come Up With In My Car - #1
I freestyle rap in my car a lot. On the way to improv practice or shows or just when I’m in a good mood. It keeps my mind working really hard, and I think, over time, it makes me appreciate the lyricism of rap a whole lot more. It’s also just crazy fun and really, really stupid.
I might start posting up lines I’m actually happy with. I may neglect this like so many other things...
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Recipes
Alison: lil' bit of milk
Alison: lil' bit of milk
Me: juss a leeeeee'l bitta milk.
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December 2011
26 posts
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R. Kelly vs. New Order - Salvador G
Hi.: My Vans Sponsorship Packet →
He’s not a business man. He’s a BUSINESS, man.
alisonagosti:
Dave Ross is a business man.
davetotheross:
I can’t think of anything more hilarious than being sponsored by Vans as a comedian. And thus, I faxed them a packet, and I will continue to fax them this packet and tweet at them until they realize what a genius I am and what a genius idea this…
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[all credit to Claspell]
Al Franken: Why I Voted Against the National... →
In 1971, President Richard Nixon signed into law the Non-Detention Act to make sure the U.S. government would never again subject any Americans to the unnecessary and unjustifiable imprisonment that so many Japanese-Americans, German-Americans, and Italian-Americans had to endure. It wasn’t until 1988, 46 years after the internment, when President Reagan signed the Civil Liberties Act, that...
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